Please be alert.
This is for your own safety.

This situational chart is to
keep you informed in the case
of no cases. In the event
of an actual emergency,
you will be alerted to bring
a case of beer and take
immediate shelter in the Pub
until the crisis passes.

Please be aware that there
is an emergency backup
system in the form of
hard liquor, which can
sustain life for an
indeterminate amount
of time.

Thank you. That is all.